Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor."Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman."Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered."What? ...But why?""Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you."The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"一位婦人抱著BABY到一間婦產科。大夫問婦人說：BABY是吃母乳還是牛奶啊？ 婦人：吃母乳！大夫：那請你把衣服脫下來。婦人：啊？為何？大夫：請你不需要緊張，這里是婦產科，絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣。大夫用他的手在婦人的乳房上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。對這婦人說：難怪BABY會營養不好的，你根本就沒母乳嘛！婦人：廢話！我當然沒母乳，我是BABY的小姨！