1. I am more than positive Ill die alone.

我幾乎可以確信我要孤獨終老了。

2. Wait, I cant tell if hes flirting1 or just being friendly.

哎？他這是對我有好感么，還是只不過表示友好而已。

3. Should I text my ex?

需不需要給前女友發個短信？

4. If need be, Ill marry myself.

如果可能的話，我想跟自己結婚。

5. I dont need a man! I am an independent woman!

我無需男性！我是獨立的女人！

6. Being single is better!

單身更好！

7. Should I get a Tinder? Who knows - I might actually find the one!

需不需要注冊個相親網站？哪個了解呢或許就找到了！

8. How do those two have each other and I have no one?

為何他兩個能在一塊，而我就是一個人？

9. SRSLY, whats wrong with me?

講真，我是否有哪些問題？

10. Im just waiting for Prince Charming2.

我在等我的白馬王子。

11. When was the last time I kissed someone? I think I forgot how to kiss.

我上次KISS是什么時間？我感覺我都忘了如何KISS了。

12. Netflix always makes my day better.

天天看會兒網劇能讓我感覺好點。